Astronomer CEO Andy Byron, Coldplay and Stevie Nicks usher in “illicit affair” summer

There is nothing steamy about Coldplay Even if their name didn t draw the mind s eye toward an orgy gone awry the British rockers weepy piano ballads and Netflix original series soundtrack epics have about as much place in the bedroom as Cbat The grand scale of megahits like Clocks and Viva La Vida is the antithesis of intimacy Frontman Chris Martin and former partner Gwyneth Paltrow even managed to drain the heat out of emerging up when they popularized the term conscious uncoupling to describe their split All this is to say a Coldplay concert in seems like the last place to take a part-time lover Which is maybe what Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was counting on The tech honcho was caught on the kiss cam during a Coldplay concert at Gillette Stadium in Boston swaying with his company s head of hiring Byron who is reportedly married expeditiously dove out of the frame as she spun away and tried to cover her face A nearby employee of the same company appeared visibly embarrassed Astronomer for the record is an AI utility company valued around billion Either they re having an affair or they re just very shy Martin noted over MOR strumming Holy s t I hope we didn t do something bad Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot pic twitter com GMa g EiK Pop Crave PopCrave July Related Fleetwood Mac Messy tendrils and fascinating side quests help illuminate band s enduring allure The moment went mega-viral We have to imagine the sound of a messy affair in progress travelled across the country to Pacific Palisades and hit Stevie Nicks ear like glass shattering and a screaming guitar As social media marveled at the promising end of several relationships with millions of dollars at stake Nicks and her one-time partner Lindsey Buckingham shared a pair of cryptic messages that hinted toward a practicable reunion of their pre-Fleetwood Mac group Nicks shared a handwritten note with the words and if you go forward Buckingham followed with a post of his own scrawled I ll meet you there In a bit of almost certainly unintentional harmony the words they shared while the world discussed Coldplay come from the Buckingham Nicks track Frozen Love Every summer comes with its own viral vice whether its the hedonistic cocaine use of last year s neon-green Charli XCX-fueled boom or overspending on concert tickets back in Taylor Swift s Eras era Sure the sudden appearance of two central members of Fleetwood Mac alongside the viral story of an affair is just a coincidence But let s take a page out of Byron s playbook and go for it We ve exposed a new bad decision to rule the season and it s infidelity Will illicit affair summer be similarly merchandised within an inch of its life Will upstart politicians rush to be branded philanderers Are Coldplay concerts the new hot place to meet your para-para-paramour Only one way to find out Read more about this topic Why you might want to rethink monogamy There s no guidebook to help the unfaithful We re genuinely hard-wired for polygamy The post Astronomer CEO Andy Byron Coldplay and Stevie Nicks usher in illicit affair summer appeared first on Salon com